🌀 Southern Hemisphere Zodiac? Because we live upside-down, mate. The Northern Hemisphere's constellations don’t even show up right down here — so we ditched Scorpio the scorpion for a saltwater croc and swapped Leo the lion for a cassowary with anger issues. Same chaotic energy, just with local animals and the correct seasons. You're not broken — the stars were just reading the wrong hemisphere.
Saltwater Sovereign (Scorpio)
Chaos chill. Emotional armor. Bites for peace.
Deep Current (Cancer)
Calm on top, blender underneath.
Silent Coil (Taurus)
Snacks and judgment in equal measure.
Celestial Peacock (Leo)
Shiny, extra, possibly set on fire.
Jungle Centaur (Sagittarius)
Galloping away from your own schedule.
Golden Shimmer (Pisces)
Softcore emotional tsunami.
Laughing Beak (Gemini)
Chatterbox chaos gremlin.
Many-Skin (Virgo)
Too many plans. Not enough snacks.
Sky Glider (Aquarius)
Ghosting with flair. Chaotic cloud energy.
Night Howler (Aries)
Main character of your friend group’s group chat.
Achering (Libra)
Charming. Resting drama face.
Star-Walker (Capricorn)
Spreadsheets and manifesting. Often at brunch.

🔮 This Week’s Forecast

Saltwater Sovereign: Keep your sting sharp, but don't bite your boss (again).
Deep Current: Your intuition is terrifying. Use it responsibly. Or not.
Silent Coil: You're grounded, reliable, and secretly plotting world domination. Stay cozy.
Celestial Peacock: You might cry during a commercial. Lean into it. You’re art.
Jungle Centaur: Your passport is judging you. Book the thing. Do the thing.
Golden Shimmer: You’re radiating sad glam. Apply glitter and carry on.
Laughing Beak: Try not to talk over a ghost this week. Yes, it’s haunted again.
Many-Skin: Make a list. Burn it. Write another. You're thriving.
Sky Glider: Space out with intention. You’re not flaky — just cosmic.
Night Howler: Fight or flirt — you can’t do both in one breath. Or can you?
Achering: Harmony is a lie. Embrace beautiful imbalance this week.
Star-Walker: You're six spreadsheets deep in your feelings. Let it happen.